TAKEAWAY DOODLES

People are requesting doodles on their takeaway boxes, with surprising results. I'd be scared that the surly recipient of my order would decide to smear his or her own bodily excretions on my food rather than getting arty.

If you are not a fan of Spongebob then the title will have no relevance whatsoever to you and you can just enjoy the wonder of nature's beautiful creations (in bikinis). But always remember kids, Spongebob ROCKS!

You really don't need a dirty mind to see the double-entendres on display here. It's the comical result of space-saving and abbreviation failage on an seriously epic scale. What were they thinking. Seriously?

There are few feelings as awesome as knowing that everyone in the room wants a piece. These guys have all gone from big to buff and they've got the photographs to prove it. Inspiring stuff and some amazing changes.

They're your friends, girlfriends or wives who like to share a joke. They don't mind if you look because they like the attention. Women, we salute you, with our hands and sometimes with other parts of our anatomy.

They chew your furniture,attract dirt like they are magnetized, eat anything and throw up what doesn't get digested and hump the leg of the person who will be the most offended. But. We love them more than words can say.

Quite possibly the best combination of exotic objects to make men drool over on the planet, it's a magical combination. For once if you fail to notice the cute chick in the photo you are not gay!

The world is indeed a wonderful place. Behold the advantages of mixed-gender dorms opening up at a college near you. If you are lucky enough to be attending one of these then these are some famillar sights. Sigh.

We all must've wanted to be a housepet at some point, no work, free food & you can sleep all day. Well some pets are living that dream & more. They not only get food and housing, they also get bewbs.

If you live in the first world you're probably toiling under a constant barrage of earth shattering problems that only other people who live in the first world can empathise with, like these. Here's to you, you poor unfortunate souls.

Trust good old Mother Nature to come up with millions of years of evolution to produce some of the most beautiful natural monuments the planet has ever seen - I would gladly plant a flag on ALL of them. I would. Really.