TAKEAWAY DOODLES

People are requesting doodles on their takeaway boxes, with surprising results. I'd be scared that the surly recipient of my order would decide to smear his or her own bodily excretions on my food rather than getting arty.

Those rotten Nazis, if it wasn't eugenics or Project Monarch or occult power, it was stealth planes. This was called Horten-229, but didn't get made in time to drop nukes on the Allies. If it did, we'd all be chewing on sauerkraut.

Sometimes when you are taking a photograph the camera records an action event at precisely the right moment and shows the scene in a way that would never be possible to see as it was happening. Awesome.

This has to be the most pimped out version of monopoly ever crafted by human hands. Wooden board, property cards and pieces all inlaid with mother of pearl and sparkly stones. It won't stop the arguments though...

Childhood, there's no better place to impregnate fears that will stay with you, building into neuroses & eventually have a breakdown in mid-life ending up in therapy, nobody knows that better than the monsters in a child's mind :(

You can always tell who they are because luckily they'll have a tattoo that looks similar to one of these resting just above their buttocks. So if you get chatting to a hawt girl at the club, ask her to bend over before you get to the bedroom.

Laptops are great, but you know what's even better? Ladies. As this gallery illustrates combining the two ups the awesomeness to giddying new heights. Stay tuned for next week's gallery: Ladies On Laptops Eating Bacon!

Seven days in and look who turns up, yep, it's Monday - Back to remind you that all play and no work is not gonna be good mantra for the next five days. But don't despair, nothing lasts forever - Here's some pics to ease the pain.

We all love a ranga, it's good to get a bit of variation in the mix & if the carpet matches the drapes, then you know she's for real. But remember, along with that firery passion comes a matching temper. 'Fire in the hole!

Pregnancy is a wonderful time for all involved, a chance for the would-be mother to feel her child growing inside her and the proud father to set up the nest. And of course there are those 'special' photos. Oh dear!

Some of these are cute, some funny, and some are just downright disturbing! It's interesting to see what some people keep as pets. A lot of people love their cocks!