TAKEAWAY DOODLES

People are requesting doodles on their takeaway boxes, with surprising results. I'd be scared that the surly recipient of my order would decide to smear his or her own bodily excretions on my food rather than getting arty.

Holding photographers hostage and demanding to be in in the shot, these terrorists are the worst kind of people. In fact, if it was these types that were being held and tortured in Guantanamo, nobody would mind in the slightest. FACT.

This weeks dump is huge. Seriously massive. If it was an actual dump it would need to be delivered by c-section. 120 pictures deep it's not for the fair of heart. Your clicking finger is about to enter the RSI danger zone. Enjoy.

Jeebus, if i ever knew i would be quoting Grease lyrics to describe seriously hawt chicks & summer when i was a kid then i would have converted to a Jehovah's Witnesses on the spot - WTF!?!

Despite the prequels, everyone loves Star wars. So much so that they will even risk imprisonment to create Star Wars art! There's no chance for Lucas to mess these up unless he's got a bucket of whitewash.

Nature's at it's best when there are vistas in the landscape that take your breath away, all the best views (& girls) have some shapely hills or magnificent mountains with superb peaks you stare at for hours. It's true.

For those of you who are without a girlfriend, don't despair, there's hope for you yet! Believe it or not not all of the cute chicks on the planet are taken, here's a salacious selection of some stunners!

You have to question how you came to have some really unusual social problems when you are amongst your peers & friends. 'Where the hell did i go wrong', you may ask? Well, the usual suspects might just be your parents!?

You know how the rest of the song goes!I love the fact that whenever chicks gather together the temperature begins to soar and even the dullest of parties begins to kick off!

So all you are doing is trying to take a nice ordinary, everyday picture of your friends and before you know it some major celebrity is trying to get in on the action by goofing off in the background and photobombing you. Pfft.

A drink or two is very social, a nice thing to do amongst friends at a pre-arranged occasion, nothing wrong with that at all. If you go past that into double figures then things all start to deteriorate at an alarming rate.