And God Said, 'Let There Be Beer!'

To quote that wise sage Homer Simpson, "Beer, the cause of, & solution to, all of life's little problems!" Where would we be without this nectar of the gods? Probably still married with a prosperous career!?

She might not be the most curvaceous of actresses but there's definitely something about her. Maybe it's the posh British accent or maybe it's just her willingness to get all dressed up as a pirate. Who knows?

We were all there once upon a time. The internet is all shiny and new, spelling is unimportant and Lemon Party sounds like zesty fun. Before long he'll be a hollow husk fapping to gore, vore and scat with an air of bored indifference.

Like most beauty treatments, if you can tell that someone has had cosmetic surgery then they've not had it done right. Unless they're like 103 trying to look 25 again, in which case it's inevitable...Prepare to enter the freak zone. OMG.

Holding photographers hostage and demanding to in in the shot, these terrorists are the worst kind of people. In fact, if it was these types that were being held and tortured in Guantanamo, nobody would mind in the slightest. FACT.

Nowadays, if you are a girl, you can't go anywhere or do anything in private without one of your buddies whipping out their digital camera and recording the event (for the internet)

Ok, so lets be honest here, any girl with freckles instantly adopts a special sort of 'girl-next-door' charm, add to that the fact she is already a cute looking celebrity and you are pretty much onto a winner.

Forget everything you've learned about bespecled ladies, it's all lies. These four eyed females are some of the most freakiest, wildest women around. Don’t you want to know what is really behind those thick-rimmed spectacles?

If you want your cosplay costume to be instantly recognisable, it's probably best to plump for something nintendo themed. Plumbers, bounty hunters or Hyrulian heroes. People are bound to know who you are straight off.

Some of these are cute, some funny, and some are just downright disturbing! It's interesting to see what some people keep as pets. A lot of people love their cocks!

It's an intimate sneek-peek at the internets favourite girl next door pinup. It's been years since she took her top off on the Jerry Springer show - Still, i'm not gonna complain :)