And God Said, 'Let There Be Beer!'

To quote that wise sage Homer Simpson, "Beer, the cause of, & solution to, all of life's little problems!" Where would we be without this nectar of the gods? Probably still married with a prosperous career!?

It's not true when people say you have to get ahead in life to enjoy all it's rich rewards, sometimes it's waay better to be the one 'behind', especially when it comes to cute chicks - Aint life a peach!

You definitely meet a different class of female at conventions that requires them to turn up in cosplay outfits. It breaks the ice about conversation starters - you already know they are into the same thing you are. Genius.

Think about it before you turn away in horror, all good things come in pint-size packages. Honest! They have just as much right to express their sexuality as anyone else, and lets face it, there are definitely 'certain' advantages to be explored!

A bunch of sweet-ass CGI concepts Some look familiar and plausable while others look like something straight out of an L. Ron Hubbard religion. Nice to see that even with budget cuts the NASA boys are still daring to dream.

"To have a good time - gooood time!" - Who the hell wrote that, obviously a 40yr old virgin who had No idea what they were singing about and probably never will.

Life's a peach if she's got a behind you could rest your beverage on, but that would be the last thing i would be doing around these amicable-asseted angles. The perfect combination of slim frame and a unbelievably curvy booty.

Twitter is full of ferociously fit females. Seriously, it really is....Honest! If you're lucky you might find yourself following one who likes to post hastily taken self shot pics of her in her undies, like this collection of socially active sweeties.

Some say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Some also claim that a fun Friday night is huddled up indoors playing board games with their grandparents. Some sarcastic defacement brilliance on a wide range of signs for your enjoyment.

Oh the HORROR! A collection of high-performance vehicles that have been left abandoned at Dubai airport, left by rich people who think nothing of letting a car that costs more than some people's home, to rot.

Prepare to witness some seriously hardcore work safety code violations that will get you reaching for a hardhat and staring in wonder at the genius that went into thinking that this was a safe way to perform a task. Epic.