Expectations Vs Reality

It's always the same, isn't it, especially during the holiday season. You build up expectations in your head about how it will be and then the cold reality of 'how it really is' slaps you in the face. Sigh

As the summer (yes, it really does exist) draws nearer, one respite is that the clothes worn gets fewer and at last, those pale bits of our bodies were only consigned to areas of our body that rarely saw the sun come out to play.

It's just like Brando in 'The Wild Ones' - "What are you protesting?" Reply: "Whatcha got?" Sometimes you have to take a slightly humorous approach to really get the message across. Sometimes you just wanna protest and have fun.

These enterprising drug smugglers have decided to make a run for the border disguised as a 'Department of Transportation' car with enough contraband for one HELL of a party! - Cheech & Chong couldn't have done it better!

Some self-shooting showdown of epic proportions as rival phone pretties put on their best poses (and smallest outfits) to outdo the competition in a battle of the bewts. It's pretty much what smatphones were made for.

Don't expect to see these books in stores any time soon, most of these are photoshops but some are real, I could definitely see someone making 'cooking with pooh'. It would probably sell well, just not to kids.

Get the sleeve of an appropriate book cover or record cover. Assign yourself some similar clothing. Place at amusingly correct angle. Get a pal to take a snap at the correct moment, and. the result: some pretty cool sleeveface pics.

Stormtroopers always get all the hot chicks. Say what you want about chicks digging rebels, but there's no arguing Stormtroopers get a lot more chicks!

You know the one i'm talking about, she's a one in a million cutie. One things for sure, I'd much rather end up stranded on magical island with a girl like that, but then that's an entirely different story...

It's just like the sequel to the popular children's book & movie, but this time with scantily clad drunken females - There's more ripping of each others clothes than ripping each others arms off.

WARNING: Only look at these pictures if you fully understand the fact that once seen you will never be able to unsee and look at any cute celeb (of in fact any girl) ever again - scary as f#ck!