Who Wants a 'Join The Dots' Tattoo?

If you want a tattoo that will entertain and amuse your friends, why not get a join the dots tattoo? Other interactive tattoos include; Tic Tac Toe, word-search and dartboard. None of which are recommended.

A visual thunderstorm of mouth-curling proportions including: Inebriated Inanimate Objects! A Company Buying a Film Licence! Condescending Jupiter!, Unlucky Ducky! Bad Luck Brian! Shower Cat! And a few mnore worldly/silly/willy digs.

Imagine if, instead of putting gushing quotes on movie posters, they had the one-star amazon reviews on instead.

Lets face it, they chew your furniture & shoes, attract dirt like they are magnetized, eat anything and throw up what doesn't seem to get digested and hump the leg of the person who will be the most offended. But. We love them more than words can say.

Koen Demuynck is a Belgian photographer who heavily uses Photoshop in his work, turning subject matter into a completely new weird reality - His surreal creations have been used in advertising campaigns all across Europe - Seeing is believing !

Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee that the following females are bone-fide geeks, but we can assure you they are cuties using stripped-down computers, or is it the other way around?

Trust good old Mother Nature to come up with millions of years of evolution to produce some of the most beautiful natural monuments the planet has ever seen - I would gladly plant a flag on ALL of them. I would. Really.

If you're a fan of The L Word, NFL Cheerleaders or just have a passing interest in human females, miss Shahi will no doubt catch your eye. Aside from being smoking hot, her hobbies include posing in her panties and long walks in the countryside.

Prepare to witness some seriously hardcore work safety code violations that will get you reaching for a hardhat and staring in wonder at the genius that went into thinking that this was a safe way to perform a task. Epic.

Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn - If you have a friend with OCD and want to troll them real good, you could do worse than to copy some of these pranks.

More exciting than watching your first child being born whilst walking on the moon on an IV drip of cocaine, or winning the superbowl & then discovering you have superpowers. Too bad you won't remember it in the morning.