Just Keira Knightley

She might not be the most curvaceous of actresses but there's definitely something about her. Maybe it's the posh British accent or maybe it's just her willingness to get all dressed up as a pirate. Who knows?

The nine Best Picture Oscar nominees have been given a LEGO makeover. Posters for Gravity, Philomena, Her, Captain Phillips, Nebraska, Dallas Buyers Club, 12 Years a Slave, American Hustle and The Wolf of Wall Street have all been recreated.

Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee that the following chicks are bone-fide geeks, but we can assure you they are cuties using stripped-down computers, or is it the other way around?

This would definitely be top of my 'things to get before someone chews off my arm' essentials. I just got to get me one of these before the dead decide to rise, you can never be TOO prepared!

Just because you joined up doesn't mean you'll be spending all your time running around wielding exciting bits of weaponry. Luckily there's all kinds of fun and japes to be found in the armed forces.

A collection of girls who still manage to look hot with their heads in the toilet. It would be a sad, sad world where girls didn't get drunk like this. A sad world where guys had to rely on sparkling conversation and charm.

In recent interwebs news, Canadian ISP's want to ridiculously increase caps and overuse charges, bad luck Canadians! (don't worry, we can say what we want about them, they won't be able to afford to load this page!

You would think a virgin would grab the opportunity to grab some flesh but it seems that evolution has come up with a way seperating the men from the boys on this matter, obvious signs are 'hover hand' and outright body awkwardness!

Christmas is rapidly approaching which can mean only one thing. Office parties. If you're a fan of free drink, office indiscretions and waking up with a raging hangover, you're in luck. Also, if you like galleries you're in luck as well!

The word 'weird' really doesn't do justice to some of these. They are without doubt the most ridiculous and bizarre collection of wedding day snaps that has ever been assembled. Happiest day of their lives?

And on the seventh day, the men looked up to the heavens and cursed the Lord. "What have we done to deserve such a meagre, blighted existence" they drivelled. "Please show us you love us!" And the Lord gave them Yoga pants.