I Have No Idea...

Pets are good at certain things, like licking their crotches, shedding on your clothes and getting under your feet before you manage to reach the lightswitch, but ask then to fix your car and they're utterly useless.

Nature's at it's best when there are vistas in the landscape that take your breath away, all the best views (& girls) have some shapely hills or magnificent mountains with superb peaks you stare at for hours. It's true.

Get the sleeve of an appropriate book cover or record cover. Assign yourself some similar clothing. Place at amusingly correct angle. Get a pal to take a snap at the correct moment, and. the result: some pretty cool sleeveface pics.

The key to looking classy & sexy in Russia seems to be to look like an oompa loompa and live in a town near chernobyl. Barbie cloning gone wrong. Nuclear devastation is the only answer for most of them!

"To have a good time - gooood time!" - Who the hell wrote that, obviously a 40yr old virgin who had No idea what they were singing about and probably never will.

Knowing one end of a camera from another and being able to take a good picture is one thing, but if you don't have interesting subject matter you've got nothing. Every one of these pictures has great subject matter and are total classics.

It's one thing to take pictures of cute girls. It's another to take pictures of cute girls who are taking pictures! I wonder if the girls taking the pictures of the cute girls taking pictures are cute......Confused yet?

This is your raw, live, unprocessed irony, none of that cheap created comedic irony, this stuff is from the streets. A lot of you will probably already see irony everywhere but for those who don't, here are some very clear examples.

If you are going to do a prank then make it a truly memorable one. Mischief takes planning, preparation and more than a little dedication. You've got to respect the lengths some people will go to for their lulz.

If you didn't fancy sleeping tonight or for the rest of the week, then why not have a browse of these completely insane face swaps.

It's important that despite all the famine and suffering in the third world that us in the first world can soldier on and find interesting new ways to spend our unearned wealth on extravagant eccentricities like these.