Morgan Freeman GPS

His soothing voice could be driving you off a cliff but you would be totally calm the entire time. What more could you want from a GPS?

A cute chiquita demonstrates the second hottest way to eat a banana without using her hands.

If you want lifelong resentment from your children then this is the way to go. Later everyone will agree that this candy egg prank marks the day that this kid began to hate his parents. Well it has to start somewhere.

This dude has the patience and hand-eye coordination of a god and the world record for traversing two ball bearings through a wooden maze. Unfortunately, neither of these carry and monetary value. Still cool though.

Worried about fossil fuels damaging the environment and the rapidly diminishing oil reserves? Never fear, because Syria has the answer. Before long we will all be running on the power of piezo ignitions and trolling.

Is it any surprise that the audience cheered harder when he wasn't able to sing due to a rapid-onset case of faceplant?

Maverick can't touch this guy. The pilot flies at just under Mach speed 12 feet off the ground directly above his buddies head. Somehow i am glad to be viewing this and not participating in the event - OMG!

Sometimes you just get carried away and see red & attack everyone on the ice - That's managements subtle way of saying 'No contract extension for you!'

Dear Oracle: today I learned that the best friends are the ones who drop by when you least expect it, and save you from a head-on semi truck collision. Also, I have a sneaking suspicion that Rainbow Dash is The One...

Amuse you friends by perforating prophylactics using nothing more than the open window of a speeding car. It's genuinely impressive to watch. It's kinda like one of thoses bubble wand things but with added spermicidal lube.

If you want to hire someone you can run over, throw off a building and generally beat the living crap out of, you could do worse than calling this guy. Here's a preview of what you can do to him if you hire him.