How To Twerk Like Miley Cyrus

Today we show you how to twerk like Miley Cyrus. Ever since she performed her hit "We can't stop" at the MTV Video Music Awards everyone has been wondering how she obtained her godly twerking abilities. Here's her secret.

You probably don’t need to watch a video to know this, but anything that bashes the Daily Mail can only really be a good thing, so totally worthy of your time. And the best way to do that is just to read out their headlines. Pwnd.

The Epic Meal Time dudes are venturing out of the kitchen to pastures new in search of mega-calorie nomage. They are taking over an Indian restaurant to cook up an epic samosa!

All kittens should be accompanied by a full orchestral score, wherever they are and whatever they are doing. This is far to entertaining to be just a one off, I demand more dramatically musical kittens!

Fed up with never finding his bucket the walrus has found a new love dancing to Michael Jackson :)

You can only imagine who she's entertained in her bedroom with that pole, that's what I imagine anyway. I can while away hours, even days, at a time pondering such things. It keeps me entertained :)

Somebody give this man some type of award for services to abstraction. Look at him go, pulling up in his car alongside unsuspecting members of the public and speaking nothing but true nonsense.

A make-believe matador nearly gets gored by several Formula 1 racers

Or Wesley Snipes vs. Christian "F#cking amateur" Bale or Marvel vs. DC or Monster vs. Man or Bat Slayer vs. Bat or...you get the idea. Throw in a few zombies to this mix and you'd have possibly the greatest movie never made!!!!

I always wanted explosions like this to be part of my home-made special effects attempts when I was a kid, but failed! However, this is more than close enough. This one's for you, 10-year old Me.

It might look like a crow or a blackbird or something but this is actually a rare avian variety known as the Dankhawk. They are inexplicably drawn to reefer and can often be found in front of the TV with empty cheeto packets and orangey wingtips.