A Very Bad Sign

If you're scared of snakes then this will really worry you, time to leave the panet QUICK. This huge python has worked out how to open doors, so basically you're not safe anywhere now.

Remember that carefully wrapped packaage that arrived all bent out of shape? You know what, we think it might be time to stop using shipping altogether. Just look at how they treat these items, not any f*cks were given here.

You can style your face how you want, with the sort of blades that Wolverine would trim his sideburns with!

If you fancy yourself as a bit of an environmental activist but don’t want to go all native and end up lost in a jungle somewhere, then just consume instead. That’s right, it’s that easy.

This application will find you the perfect partner, whether they're blonde, brunette, active or inert!

Always secretly wanted a light gun you could use to permanently blind friends and pets from over a kilometer away? I know! Me too! Well, it looks like it's finally been made. This little badboy is right at the top of my xmas list.

This video speaks the truth.. Thank goodness phones now learn words not in their original dictionaries- LOL

So it turns out that if you take a regular cat, carry it into the ocean and play cheesy inspirational music at it, it'll swim back to shore. It will also plan it's grisly revenge while you wash the salt from his butt-hole too.

The American population is getting lazier and lazier.. LOL

If you’ve got zombies and guns in a movie, it doesn’t matter what the story is, as long as zombies come in after a few minutes and someone whips out a magnum and starts blowing undead skulls, everyone’ll be lapping it up.

This kid gets his buddies to watch him do a backflip off a swing but at the last moment opts for the impressive 10ft face slide on the asphalt instead. I'd score this a 9.9 for total effort - LOL!