They See Me Rollin', They Hatin'

If you love getting pulled over by the police then you should probably get one of these. With the simple addition of reefer smoke billowing out of the windows you can be assured that any cop in a 5 mile radius will home in on you and give you untold shit.

Kids are so trusting they will believe anything you tell them. Even if you tell them that they turn black on their fourth birthday. It seems the biggest issue is not being able to ride her bicycle. WTF!?!

What exciting times these are, to witness such unprecedented events such as the rescue of the new Fallout game from its plastic packaging. Truly it is a miracle worthy of the old testament, a truly spectacular occurrence!

And yet Good Charlotte continues to be all too real. Which is your favorite? There are some pure classics in there.

If you like your Parkour to come with flaming jogging bottoms and seemingly impossible jumps made by guys with balls the size of asteroids then you might be partial to the antics unveiled in this here video.

They say that patience is always rewarded, but this is harsh! Poor dude spends six hours constructing a wooden rail in his driveway and on his very first attempt he goes down for the count with a nutshot - OUCH!

Never, EVER, trust a female, under any circumstances! Another 'Battle of the Sexes' winner gets her revenge with the promise of a beer for the unwitting victim, a most sinister trap indeed.!

Michelle, Michelle, poor Michelle! I bet she never realized when she 'came' into the recording studio to sing a new jingle for Golden Kiss Mayo that it'd end so man-mayo-iciously.

"Congratulations, Caitlin, on your exemplary performance on Wheel of Fortune. Unfortunately, MENSA can not accept you at this time. Please apply again after answering a question on Jeopardy."

Making it in the music biz is fraught with ups and downs, it's the kind of career that you'll need skin as thick as Cee-Lo's waist band to survive. Lets hope your rise to stardom is akin to these up & comers. Time to get remixing.

A short film about the humble window washers and how they can be complete and total bastards. No matter how grubby their water is or how much it scratches your windshield, it’s probably best just to pay them…