Great Pick-up Lines In Science

I think 'Great' might be stretching it a bit. You couldn't pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horses mouth with one of these stinkers. Still, the Stephen Hawking voice is pretty damn alluring, might practice that one...

Super sexy Delilah has us totally reforming our notion of a Fairy Tale with this uber sexy webcam clip. Strange days indeed!

Seeing a trick like this in 100fps slow motion really makes you appreciate the precision and skill levels involved. It also means you get to laugh at the weird cow noises that his friends make afterwards.

A British train enthusiast focuses on the 2:30 to Bristol and nearly ends up catching the 2:35 to the After Life. Proving i guess that some people (idiots?) would literally die for their passion!

Griefing has become as much a part of video gaming as abusing language and rage quitting, and this guy has got it down to an art form. He won't just spam his opponents, he will utterly humiliate them.

Busting a pretty fly sweater and singing a song about browness; playing around with a loop machine, his voice and the expectations of the crowd. He makes it look so damn easy, it makes you sick just watching his talented self.

Weird stuff.. I didn't know you could have sex with books.. WTF?

The delightful Ulrika gets a video dedicated all to her, covering her career as a weather girl, to being Sven’s mistress. It even manages the intellectual feat of rhyming Ulrika-ka-ka-ka with Lady Gaga and Jar Jar.

It’s tough being a gleaming beacon of excellence when you’re surrounded by shoddy halfwits who couldn’t do their jobs if it was organising a piss-up in a Jack Daniels distillery.

What a jerk-off this dude is towards his girlfriend, she certainly does freak out like a woman who's just had an unscheduled haircut. If she hadn't calmed down then he could probably expect to see his balls removed while he slept.

Flour cannons: Because Hallmark doesn't make a card that says "I wish you spent more time in the kitchen." - In some ways this isn't so much ownage as 'karma', or maybe they are one and the same thing?