Six-Pack WTF?

Having a six-pack is essential if you want to pick up shallow, vacuous ladies. Having one that does this kind of nonsense is never essential. Unless you want to baffle medical science and gross out your friends.

Remember that scenr in final destination 2 where the huge log falls off the back of the 16 wheel trailer rig and KABOOM. Well, looks like something similar can happen in real life and Jebus is it scary!

After more Lego themed games than you could shake a multitude of sticks at it's about damn time that they moved into creating feature length movies in the inimitable Lego style. Here's what that might look like.

There's nothing like a father and daugher going for a relaxing stroll together, except there's nothing very relaxing about teetering round the edge of a huge chimney hundreds of feet in the air. WTF?

Squashing finally makes it's way to the mainstream through the medium of the daytime chatshow. It's only a matter of time before weird Japanese tentacle fetishes and other horrors are being beamed to TVs nationwide.

Ever wondered how Pokemon would play out if they were using real animals? Keeping them in cramped confinement, only letting them out to compete in savage battles with the pets of other likeminded "Trainers"? Awesome!!!

This ubermensch hits pitchbacks like he's playing a video game. Why? Because he's an unearthly talented baseball BOSS, maybe? Or he's unearthly talented at After Effects, but no one could hit like this. Not even Kenny Powers.

It's totally insane how scared this couple get riding an amusement park ride, it doesn't even look scary - I'm low on sympathy and also not sure which two of these people are more annoying?

There are only a few things more truly terrifying than religious television - There truly is a god and his name is Rick Ashley - AMEN!

This looks pretty badass. It's not the biggest cliffjump ever, nor is it the best slip'n'slide ever but god bless them for combining the two. With the music and camerawork it feels a bit Dawson's Creek, but entertaining nonetheless.

It's not just humans (well, the female of the human species) that can't resist a self-shot picture, animals have been crushing it for years in the selfie game. The disturbing thing is that they are pretty damn good at it.