Lous CK On Farts

Louis CK explains exactly why farts are funny and why you're stupid if you don't agree. To be honest, it's a pretty convincing argument. Even if you think toilet humour is puerile, you have to agree that he has a point.

This is the exact opposite of the Worst Shopping Run Ever. He's so excited. I hope no one bursts his bubble and tells him that everyone gets to join the store's rewards club.

Strangely, there is such a thing as having sex sober—yeah it sounds bizarre but it does happen. Allegedly. And this sketch shows a couple deciding to have sex sober, and what a big deal that is. Weirdoes.

Is this a just fate for those greedy, bloated bankers? We lost an economy they lose their manhood - OMG!

Fast food is pretty damn fast but could it be faster? Damn skippy. This guy is pushing it to it's absolute limits and receiving the fastest drive through service that anyone has ever experience. Glorious.

And it makes for a nice little toy for our furry little friends.. LOL

So it turns out that if you take a regular cat, carry it into the ocean and play cheesy inspirational music at it, it'll swim back to shore. It will also plan it's grisly revenge while you wash the salt from his butt-hole too.

Forget the usual appalling attempt at the William Tell Overture, this high school band rocks out to some serious R.A.T.M - Worth watching for the chick in the red tee shirt who takes it FAR too seriously!

Get your OM NOM NOM on. It's Halloween so lets cook up a mummy & encapsulating it in it's very own tomb. It looks pretty delicious as the Meal-Time tuck into it, dressed up as MusclesGlasses.

An English teacher & his girlfriend inflict a harsh but cute challenge upon their pupils, to try & say the hardest word in the English language. Because once you've mastered that you don't need to know any other word.

Easily the most adorable animal abuse you've seen today.