John Is Expanding

I'm not sure if this is an actual weather report that made it to the airwaves or just an awesome spoof that was recorded for the amusement of the staff, but it's brilliant. Sir, I salute you, and your growing john.

The chiefs (chefs ?) of over-eating turn their hand to eating characters from fondly remembered cartoons from your childhood. It involves bacon, as you can imagine, and also the cooking and butchering of real turtles.

If you think you can outsmart a ninja with a simple water bowl trick then think again. Wait till you see how he gets out of this, it'll make you think twice about ever trying this out on your friends.

If Jeff biked over that ramp as fast as he came up with this stunt idea, he might not be tasting his mom's lawn right now.

Poor unsuspecting New Yorkers were recently terrified by an animatronic remote-controlled baby that was on the rampage around the city - when people when to check on it, that’s when it pounced.

Even in the animal kingdom sex can be a problem. He thinks this date has gone really well so it's time to make his move. She seems receptive, but then just at the last minute pulls away and leaves him hanging!

John has lost 160lbs in 19 months, in that time, that’s the equivalent of 1.25 of me! I just can’t get my head round how that must have felt having to carry around all of that mass.

It might have taken a while to surface but Tim Dawg was all over the east coast in the 90's and wasnt standing for anything of NWA.

First Commercial For The Delicious 'Aunt Wang Syrup' and it's directed by Tyler the Creator and is pretty much the weirdest thing you're going to see or probably for the rest of the week. Just watch it.

If you ever thought about getting into Taekwondo then just watch this demo video and it should put you off for life. These guys are so bad at it, it's hilarious.

Go shawties it's possibly your birthday, so one has to party like it is their birthday, and if it isn't so what!