Gold Medal High Bar Routine

When he pulled off that twisting triple Fishtits and then invert to Horizontal Pee-stain I nearly lost it. But then he topped it all off with a Rocketknees McGillenkurk and I couldn't handle myself. I stand knee-deep in man goo.

If there wasn't a video to prove it you would never believe that half of these were even possible, let alone that someone had done them. Some of the most outrageously difficult and showy trickshots you'll ever see.

I've not met many Australians but I think it's fair to say that it's highly plausible that every last one of them is exactly like this guy. Cosmic tuning forks, laser beams and weird noises. What a guy.

This guy trained his cat to ring a bell for treats. Now, when the cat wants treats, it will lay down in front of the bell and ask his servant (the human) to give him them. Then when he gets full, he pushes the bell away and cleans his paws.

Sometimes people do the dumbest things to impres their buddies, or, they are just too dumb to think of trying something like that. This guy does win a prize though, to be listed in the big book of FAIL!

Turns out that even a scruffy furball that someone has thrown away can be a great little money spinner if you post some funny pictures of it online. Big thanks to the Cheezburgr network for making this all possible.

This guy got his own handed to him by some lady who obviously was not in the mood. - LOL

Sledding fails are one of the season's greatest joys. Somebody should tell this kid that the 90's called and they want their neon jumpsuit back.

You may think you have your own internal gaydar that is infallible, but there’s always room for an app for that. For instance, all those people who are a bit camp or butch and off goes your gaydar app, turns out they’re not.

Just because you’re a parent doesn’t mean you should stop listening to the good stuff, like the NWA classic “Fuck the Police”. But it does mean you might want to change the lyrics a little so they’re kid-friendly.

It's safe to assume most mediums are snake-oile selling confidence fraudsters and the others are simply deluded to the point of being certifiable. If there ever was a real medium, his job would be pretty hard...