Disney Back Tattoo

This chick must REALLY like her Disney movies. If this is an actual tattoo and not merely painted on she's got some impressive pain threshold too. If she makes a good sammich too, I'd hit it.

Something tells me this poor pussy's 9 lives are about to run out very quickly - Awwww :(

If I was ever to get my iPhone engraved this is exactly what I'd want written on it. Somebody buy this man a cookie, he's a freaking comedy genius!

Now, what if someone was supposed to decipher this during a driver's test? That's just not fair..

Have you played that new game that's just come out? You know, the one with the character on the front, holding a weapon, what the hell is it called? Dammit, they all kinda look the same to me!

Hitler is referenced so much they really should start using this scale in politics. Early adopters could possibly be Glenn Beck as everything on that show is already compared to the Nazi’s anyhow.

If you're gonna do something rebellious, then make sure you do something truly hardcore to sick a paw up at the system! Mind you, this mutt probably can't read anyway!?

They can't help it. Dog want whatever food you're eating. Steak or salad, it doesn't matter. They wants it. It is the precious. Even as I type this I'm eating a Kit-Kat and ignoring the purposeful stares of an adorable spaniel.

Now here's a very handy app that any self-respecting iPhone user would 'die' for, i'm really hoping on the V2 Beta release they incorporate the camera mode so you can film yourself FAILing.

Sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures. Behold the fabled Bred Helmet. "I am wearing a helmet made of bread. Your argument is invalid." Gimli the dwarf meets Subway.

You can't really blame the guys for this. They might have superpowers but nobody has the power to resist a quick look at DAT ASS! Seriously, if my life was on the line I'd probably still scope out Scarlett Johansson bootay.