Cop Schooled By Law Student

In most cases when a civilian tries to confused a policeman with trivialities like the law and due process they get maced in the face and possibly a few thousand volts up their ass. This is one of those rare occasions where law triumphs!

It’s astonishing how a little bit of audio work can make a song listenable when once it was utter pants—and the little interview at the end just makes it that bit more special.

Sam Jackson is THE MAN. If you need any more proof of this fact then I would like to draw your attention to exhibit A. He kills a whole bunch of unarmed civilians to the theme song from Team America. This happened last week. FACT.

Popsicle? Check. Gaping cleavage? Check. Stunning beauty who I'd crawl through open sewers covered with rusty disease-ridden needles to lick her dirty feet? Check.

Disappointed with the ending of the Harry Potter film series? Not enough Master Chief in it for you? Well fear not, here's how the last film should've ended. Maybe they can bring out a director's cut on the DVD?

Those tiresome toll booths can really be a drag. What with having to slow down and that. But you know what, there are other ways to get through, by using the toll booth as a launching ramp maybe?

Abysmal re-purposed Twilight fan fiction has gripped the globe. Apparently women really do enjoy reading badly written porn. Men need something a little more substantial. Like the same, but read by DUKE NUKEM!

NASA’s 30-year space shuttle program has no ended. And now, landing on Mars, colonising the moon, achieving cosmic enlightenment — all that is gone because of you.

After a few beers this guy thinks he can still do a handstand but ends up losing his balance and falling face first off a platform and onto his cars bumper.

Wow, in Canada, even vigilante justice is polite!

A semi-truck with five feet of snow on top of it hits a bridge on the highway blinding the driver behind him.