Everybody Is In Expendables 2

Stallone is pulling no punches with his sequel. He wrote the script on the back of a napkin and blew the entire budget getting everyone who'd ever made a film to put their names down. It's going to be soooooo cool!

I wonder if this lady has gained weight since she got her dog.. -COOL

This is a genius invention, a range of alcohol containers that allow you to drink as much intoxicating booze as possible and never get drunk. What's more, it even barfs up at the end of the evening so you don't feel left out.

If you're one of those people who reckon that The Hobbit looks like a great steaming pile of tedium, how about this instead? It's what would happen if it was crossbred with The Office. Genius.

We all like to see someone get pwnd and there are many different ways you can do it; fireworks are always a good start

It may be routine for these guys but I don't fancy it myself. One slip and it looks like the sort of thing that could leave you in a wheelchair for life. Not really sure what it's in aid of either...

An ode to those most wondrous and beautiful things, female funbags! Everybody loves them so much they're worth singing about :)

Those green pigs and those birds, are they so different after all? Maybe the whole egg stealing thing was just a massive misunderstanding and they were just borrowing them to keep them safe. I’m sure that was it.

The fastest climber in the West, just look at it go, it shoots up that scratch post like it's got a rocket up its ass powered by nitroglycerin. It's like the video's been sped up. Vrrrroooosh! Spider-Kittay!

What happens when you put a man in a cement mixer and turn it on? Hilarity, that's what happens as this guy goes round and round and round—and he doesn't even get stuck in it.

It took much longer to set this up than it did to drink the beer, but the results are well worth it.