Baby Fanny

Having the wife decide on a ridiculous name for your first born is a bitter pill to swallow. Especially if the name is both ugly and hilarious. Still, take a big swig of delicious beverage and console yourself.

There's nothing wrong with a preference for a wealthy European man, but five of them ? Francine here might not have had as many husbands as Elizabeth Taylor but she has hers all at once ! Be honest now, would you hit it ?!

Some people think a tank is weapon of destruction. Not this guy, he’s turned it into a musical instrument. Just because the military-industrial complex teaches us all to hate each doesn’t mean you have to follow the rules.

I didn't know those things were to be used outside the water.. OMG

If you've got a face that makes grown men weep and babies cry then you could be ready for the Fuggie. It'll keep you toasty warm while preventing people from having to look at your tremendously ugly face.

Time to take a lesson in history, this is exactly how the cold war started you know. They are all like this. The crazy cold weather bastards. Still, it's better to laugh at your enemy then fear him!

In Silicon Valley, no one can hear you scream…as your fellow IT worker from Yahoo thumps you in the neck with a swinging aggressive fist. Who knew that a bunch of geeks decided to do this?

A fine example of 'practice makes perfect!' Not a bad wind-up but i'm thinking he needs to work a little bit more on his release. It couldn't really have gone much worse to be honest.

So you thought you were safe did you? It’s a mad world, but that doesn’t really affect little old me. WRONG! Fiction just became fact. The cyber wars are here, to set off nuclear missiles like Syknet.

Something tells me that this might not be exactly as it happened. Whether it's the poorly shooped Doakes head, the unbalanced audio or the actual content of the solution. Who cares though, it still gave me lolz.

Jimmy KImmel's weekly tribute to the FCC, where they bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. This week they feature Jared Leto, Yankees manager Joe Girardi and many more. Happy lolz!