Paradox Power

Combining the ability that cats have to land on their feet and the phenomenon of toast always landing butter-side-down and using the resultant anomaly as a source of clean, renewable energy is a noble goal. crazy, but noble.

This girl shakes up a bottle of champagne and just as she places it on the ground the cork shoots up and her head. I think she should maybe dye her hair blonde when that black eye fades - OUCH!

This guy has got a honker that makes me want to blow chunks. Not a phrase i thought I'd ever type. Seriously though, if you can watch all of this without a bit of sick creeping up the back of your throat, you're a better man than me.

You'll watch this & then your mind will be full of so many questions. Like how do his little feet reach the pedals? What happens if a cat crosses his path? Is he young enough to learn new driving tricks? And can he give me a lift?

"Officer, clearly I have no problem with driving. Pulling over on the other hand is really difficult."

The cops arrest this dude and just before they are about to take him off to jail his buddy helps him escape. Pretty sure that's illegal too.

A pole dancing instructor demonstrates amazing control with moves so smooth she could single handedly take this sport to the Olympics. I'd definitely be an avid supporter sitting in the front row.

From the moment you see her complete the first loop you know their is only one way this is going to end. Something tells me that no amount of make-up is gonna help cover this up :(

If you're the kind of motorist who gets all worked up when a cyclist wheels their bike across a crosswalk or through a red light then this little beaut is really going to grind your gears.

Poor Cher Lloyd, she’s trying to perform for the X-Factor judges and she keeps getting interrupted by an angry Scottish lady. It’s her own fault, she’s a grown woman and should know how to flush the toilet for chrissakes.

This guy over shot his landing, and it cost him bad.. - OUCH