Why CoD Isn't Good

An exhaustive investigation of all the reasons that the Call Of Duty series is a great big pile of shit. He makes some good points and he didn't even get round to talking about the DLC or yearly update nonsense.

This is an ultra high speed camera that can film at an amazing 5000fps and films a bullet blowing up a bunch of different stuff. - LOL

Video editor Ross Thompson recut the trailer for Pixar's Monsters, Inc. in the style of Ridley Scott's 2012 sci-fi thriller Prometheus, turning a kids movie into a terrifying horror in the process.

Never, ever attempt anything, just stay in front of that computer and keep watching other people fuck stuff up. That way you'll never be humiliated like this bozo. Although you may become annoying, obese, and die of diabetes.

Sometimes the best intentions go unthanked - "We left the receipt in the bag. You could have just returned them." - Just don't eat it!

In less than ten seconds this dude bites enough holes in the top of his can to completely remove the lid.

Watch as Photoshop transforms her from ordinary woman to the unobtainable beauty ideal the media demands in this revealing clip. So yeah, fake, you can tell by the pixels.

"It's intercourse Jim, but not as we know it!", unless of course you just happen to be one of the growing millions of internet-addicted virgins going steady with your laptop!

One dude's well-orchestrated marriage proposal goes down in flames. Protip: The food court is apparently a great place to take your girl on your first anniversary.

Seven college kids on spring break jump on a trampoline at the same time and launch this chick over 10 feet into the air.

Samsung are obviously still bitter from their courtroom ass whooping and have decided to take a satirical swipe at the cult of Apple. They make some valid points, but seriously folks, it's only a fecking telephone. Get a grip.