How Assassins Creed Shoulda Ended

If you've played any of the assassins creed games you'll know how fun they are but also that there are some strangely unrealistic quirks to the behaviour of the city guards. Time for a cold cup of realism.

This rescue helicopter slices a telephone line as it begins to take off. "No one else in this county gets to call 911! NO ONE!"

LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem was catchy but this track is way more awesome. There aren't many songs that would make me happily watch a dude gyrating in a sequined speedo, so if nothing else it's definitely unique.

If you want some self defence lessons, you want to be taking them from a man in a sleeveless t-shirt. If possible he should also be wearing baggy stars-and-stripes joggers as well. The mullet is optional.

If you played the footage backwards she'd be a lovely old dear saving a poor cat from the horrid act of some nefarious ass putting a cat in a bin. Much more pleasant. BIATCH!

This guy should have googled the results of this kind of proposal before going ahead with it. Oh well.

Keep an eye on the fourth guy in this line of Staten Island criminals. He's able to Houdini himself out of his cuffs and make a break for it.

Most cats have an almost pathalogical aversion to all forms of liquid except maybe milk. In a bowl. This little furball however likes nothing more than a nice cooling bath on a hot summer day. What a champ.

Hammers, boxing gloves, a military attack, creepy dolls with fork hands, a car wash, magnets, fire, water, rabid dogs & god-knows what else? – it’s hardcore. WTF!!?

Rémi Gaillard has surpassed 3 million subscribers on YouTube, which is quite something. So to celebrate that, hes edited together a collection of his best pranks, which prove just why hes so popular.

Ken block takes to the streets in his limited edition sticker-clad sponsormobile to show off his wicked awesome skills. He's obviously spent a pretty penny on this one. Half of San Francisco is closed just so he can lay rubber!