How To Shut Down A Ho

Shutting down a ho is a precise science. If you ever need tips on how to do it in the most flamboyant way possible, just go watch some Dragon Ball Z. Goku knows what's up.

Lets put the politics to one side for a moment & focus on what’s really important; Rap battles. Time for Romney & Barack to square off in the field of lyrical combat to see who’s rhymes are tighter & who’s got the most swag.

Have you ever seen a goldfish rapping to Chris Brown's "Look At Me Now"? If you have, then someone must be spiking your coffee, but if you haven't then take a look at this video and then you'll feel afterwards your life is complete.

Before you laugh, you should realize that this is much cheaper than the alternative: Hiring a homeless guy with a golden squeegee to ride on the hood and keep the rain off the windshield.

This chick should stick to the books because her balance is clearly not up to much. Luckily for us she is trying to twerk it on a small bridge and total fails.

The great thing about a segway is that it allows really, really fat people to move around without having to burn off any precious calories. Problem is, they’re really hard to navigate.

This super nerd brings together a levitating superconductor and a bewildering Möbius strip made from over 2,000 magnets which allows it to seemingly float both above and below the track. It’s witchcraft.

I'm thinking this poor kid was NOT expecting that when he looked at his arm.. - OMG

Looking tough is one thing but trying as ridiculously hard as this guy does and then going on to lose your fight must be a serious blow to the ego. Especially when you opponent looks like he just woke up and finished his breakfast cigarette...

Sometimes when you attempt something in front of an audience there is peer pressure to continue until you succeed, whatever the cost. He finally does it but that isn't watermelon juice all over his head. OUCH

When you’re a jobbing actor and you first move to LA, chances are you’re going to end up in a certain type of movie. But hey! You have to start somewhere, just look at Sylvester Stallone.