Rockets On Head, Crotch & Toes

Sometimes you can take things waay too far in the pursuit of impressing chicks - His crotch is now officially a fire hazard, which just gives girls a perfectly legitimate reason to avoid it.

Reporting live from a forest fire, Suzi Theodory gets soaked by a helicopter dropping thousands of gallons of water on the blaze. We're going to assume they did it because she looked so hot.

Daniel Pelletier, a 16 year-old skater who's paralyzed from the waist down, is still almost assuredly a better skater than you or I will ever be.

Instead of a boring commute these people decided to try some urban improv to liven up their day by coming under attack from alien intruders! Live without a dull day.

Big legs + Karate = Splits, no problem. It's basic math, really. This has to be the funniest movie supercut I've ever seen, fully of toe curlingly bad clips from 90s Van Damme crapfest movies. Pure gold.

When my parents go away i just get my buddies round & we eat Cheetos till we pass out. But these dogs, they know how to cut loose. I bet a couple of bitches are on their way over too.

Leopards are such good hunters that they don't even need to go out looking for food. They just lie down, totally camouflaged and wait for their dinner to gallop into their mouths. Wish I could do that with a Nandos chicken...

"My friend Amanda had never seen a whole Star Wars film. But that didn't matter as she already knew what happens. So I took out my voice recorder and asked her to start from the top."

You never know when you are going to swim in the icy waters of Cape Wrath, Scotland and have no clothes. Happens all the time to Bear Grylls, so he finds the remains of a seal carcass and fashions a wetsuit from its blubbery hide.

Boom...'HEAD SHOT!' This man now has to walk around with a black eye and suffer the embarrassment of telling people the reason he has it is because he was pwnd by a Little League Baseball player.

This is pure pool trick shot pr0n that seem to take a giant shit on the laws of physics—and the guy's so damn good that you'll barely notice that beautiful lady sat on the table.