Cobra Crash (130mph)

How's that for a magic trick? In the blink of an eye this driver manages to turn a beautiful sports car into a heap of smouldering wreckage. Credit to the Car's manufacturers though, he manages to walk away from it which is a miracle.

Are you tired of your friends and family being ashamed of being seen with you and your Obama bumper stickers after you realize the "Change" is worse than you ever expected? You need the Obama BS Removal Kit!

Not only can she not answer the question about her husband's money coming from a trade deal with Columbia, but she gives us her stupified cackle as a side dish. - LOL

Fed up with your buddies opening a brew with their teeth, armpits, butt-holes? Fear not because now you can walk like a man, a very macho man and out-do them. Now i ask you, is there anything more manly?

A weird illusion that blows my tiny little mind. It's something to do with the frame rate of the video camera strobing the flow so that it looks like it isn't moving. Personally, I say BURN THE WITCH!

Ozzy Osbourne. What a guy. He brings new meaning to the word incoherent while managing to remain cooler than a morgue. If only everyone else knew as little about Justin Bieber as Ozzy he did. Sigh.

Ron Burgundy crashes Conan's show and busts out a brain meltingly good jazz flute solo to announce that the sequel to Anchorman is on it's way. I have only 2 requests; please let it be good and please make it soon!

We've all been there, annoyed by some little boy who wants to play and won't leave you alone. Mike Polk's latest ode goes out to all those little boys who won't leave him alone.

Overheard at one dinner table in this restaurant: 'The new waitress is so nice. She gets your order mostly right, and she almost never throws her feces at you!' - Serious monkey business!

Poor kid doesn't know what to do! Those damn homonyms..LOL

There's a reason these people are moving so slowly & it's not just to freak stoners out. It's so when it's sped up they look a like Neo in the Matrix, if Neo was in an art collective that looked like a bunch of circus rejects.