Battlefield 3 Panic Attack

When you turn around to see three heavily armed enemies, guns trained on you, there's only one thing you can do. Wait for the hail of bullets. Well, that and quickly ride your MAV to safety. God speed, brave sniper!

A pole dancing instructor demonstrates amazing control with moves so smooth she could single handedly take this sport to the Olympics. I'd definitely be an avid supporter sitting in the front row.

They say it was the sponge that Mary Magdalene wiped Jeebus with when he was carrying the cross on his way to be crucified.

If you've never played Sniper Elite V2 and shooting gentleman junk is a preferred past-time, you should probably buy yourself a copy. Not only is there a sweet x-ray kill cam, but you score big for testicular destruction.

So there’s no pretext to this being anything other than a place where you can act out all your psychopathic tendencies in the safety of a pixelated world. And partake in the odd yoga session too.

If you're bored playing squash the normal way then why not use your buddy's back instead. It's probably only going to take off a couple of layers of skin & that'll grow back in due course.

Yeah, like this isn’t disturbing in anyway, shape, or form. But who doesn’t like eating babies? M’mm they taste so delicious, you can’t blame these people for wanting to devour one. Oh, what, it’s only a cake?

If you've not watched the Griffin's in a while, rest assured; they've still got it. Peter is still hilarious, Meg is still hideous, Lois is still hot and Chris is still so stupid he'll make your head hurt.

So, the tagline from this sprite commercial translates to "Things may appear different up close". No idea what it has to do with sprite, but thanks for the night terrors, guys. You'll be receiving my psychiatrist bills shortly.

Titanic is a pretty long film with a tedious predictable story arc, so if you want to get the gist of what's going on without watching a load of old James Cameron cinematic bollocks, watch this.

it might seem like an odd coupling, and that's because it is. Fish aren't usually known for their friendliness, but this one seems as curious about the dog as he is of it. Dude, that is hilarious!