THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

Really, it is, or as close as you are going to get to it while you LARP around in the high-school gym. Wow. Who knew these weird battle reenactments were so dammed violent? KILL HIM!

I bet it was never like that when his grandfather drove a Panzer? Would it be too ironic for him to threaten that someone's head will roll?

Summer's in full swing, the sun is out beating down on you, you can't be assed to do anything and that includes thinking—but don't worry, you don't have to think, the internet will do all that for you.

A dance music video, starring the one and only Christopher Walken as he shuffles his way from movies to movie proving, not that he needed to, that he's one of the finest human beings on this earth.

Even in Star Trek, the green guy is the awesome one, the blue guy is the smart one, and the yellow guy is the asian one. Go figure.

A rental van's dash cam catches a high quality head on collision in Japan.

Now, this is without doubt something pretty special, but I bet he couldn't repeat it. A shot like this is part skill, part luck. But it doesn't make it any less impressive. He's probably been practicing it for weeks.

A mutt like this would come in handy if you had car troubles that's for sure, I would definitely not recommend trying to sneak into this guys yard in the dead of night though.

There's winners, and then there are weiners, sometimes the difference between them is very small! Wow, this may be the first time I've ever seen someone lose by a nose - OUCH!

Sometimes it's a good idea to evaluate the potential outcome carnage of FAIL before attempting anything. This guy slips while hanging upside down on a swing set and is knocked out cold.

Posts on Facebook ruining your life? The solution? Post more. And more. Post all the time every day, all year until you post so much you’ve not seen daylight in eons and you look like Howard Hughes’s toe nails at his most reclusive.