Biker Crashes Into Unsuspecting Female

Meeting members of the opposite sex shouldn't be as difficult as this, that is if you still want them to be alive when you introduce yourself. Next time be a man and just buy her a drink like the rest of us.

After seeing this July 4th fireworks fail, the British were finally able to accept that letting go of America was in their best interests. Some things you just don't buy cheap because it probably means it might kill you.

Ninja cats are the most stealthy of all feline assassins. You won't even know they're there until they make their move and execute their target and by then it's too late to stop them. RIP racoon plushie. You will be missed.

Are you ready for the coolest party of the rest of your life? If the answer is 'yes' then we need some essential goodies to make this happen - One account and one login is all you need to get started. Plug in, turn on and tune out.

What goes around comes around, always remember that! A bully picking on a little kid ends up becoming batting practice for some crazy guy wearing a cape.

The fact that Tony Stark likes a drink isn't exactly a revelation but there's something pretty worrying about the idea of him piloting a technological marvel/robotic killing machine while utterly pished.

Ember by name, as hot as ten suns by nature! This is the kind of girl you could happily spend eternity with & never get bored. A perfect figure and funbags that would keep you occupied for weeks.

Did you ever meet a cat that could sing? No? Then you obviously weren’t looking hard enough because LOOK! Here’s Salvador singing his little cat heart out. And for those of you that are going to call fake on this, shame on you.

Those tiresome toll booths can really be a drag. What with having to slow down and that. But you know what, there are other ways to get through, by using the toll booth as a launching ramp maybe?

It’s a battle of the supercars, so can the Ferrari F12 Berlinetta match the GT credentials of the Aston Martin Vanquish and outperform the wild Lamborghini Aventador? One man has the arduous task to find out.

When you have surfed a wave this big you can pretty much do nothing for the rest of your life cos you have simply one upped the rest of the world"