Ninja Nuns

The sisters of this abbey took to martial arts to protect themselves from an increasingly dangerous neighborhood. They kick butt and take names... so they can pray for their victims later.

Chances are you’re guilty of at least one of these and when you compare them to problems faced by third world countries you’ll feel like a total douche. Enjoy!

The trouble with working for artists is that they'll fire you for being helpful !

Frisky little canine just wants to show his appreciation for his ladyfriend the only way he knows how - airbumming. Either that or he's actually doing his best to get busy but has really poor depth perception.

And vice versa, apparently. Seriously though, if I had a penny for every time I came home to find some dude doing this in my bedroom I'd be a millionaire. Maybe I should start locking the doors and windows and stop posting on Craigslist...

That David Beckham, not content to be the world’s most famous tattooed man, he’s now taken to surprising innocent people at the #takethestage photobooth. He even made one little boy cry.

Nothing says "I wanna warm delicious Pabst beer" like domestic abuse, sexual assault & manslaughter with an extra terrestrial firearm. This will get you reaching for a Pabst quicker than you can shout "RAPE!"

Fancy grabbing your hot secretary then bending her over the photocopier and showing the log to the beaver? Sounds like you need to hire this guy. He's cool with that sort of thing, even if he happens to be blind...

This cute little kitty managed to find his way onto the pitch as Liverpool were playing at home against Tottenham. Personally, I think I’d prefer to watch a cat prancing around that soccer players diving and faking injuries.

Gotta love the Old Spice randomness, and here they are going full retard as Terry Crews makes music with his manly muscles. That’s right, using the special, magical interactive player you can record your own remix instead of doing any work today.

Well this game looks totally insane. A man sits atop a pole while a bunch of other men brawl below him. Makes very little sense and looks like lots of people could get seriously hurt.