New Pants Please!!!

Enjoy a trouser-soiling trip on a badass Japanese rollercoaster from the comfort of your computer screen. If you don't feel the slightest bit of vertigo when the cart is teetering on the edge of it's decent, you are not human.

Nicolas Cage has got to a point where he doesn't give a fuck any more. He doesn’t care if the movie’s good or bad, he just cares about coating his 13,000 sq ft mansion in gold. He’ll consider ANYTHING!

Chicks love it when you cook for them, but you need to put a bit of yourself into it as well, you know, to make it ’special’

This feathery little fella can't get enough of the phat beats and dances like some sort of tiny winged god. Not content with just bobbing his head he's got more moves than Napoleon Dynamite.

It takes a special kind of douchebag to set up a drunken amateur boxing league in your basement but mismatching your fighters to this degree is truly unforgivable. Dude went down quicker than a drunk college girl.

You're in a speeding car, desperate for the toilet, but you're also in a rush to get to your destination. Could you 'go' in front of a car full of your mates or would you bottle it?

The Paranormal Activity series sucks so much that the only entertainment to be had with it is in making fun of it. If you hadn't guessed, that is exactly what this video is doing. Still a better love story than Twilight.

Sometimes when you attempt something in front of an audience there is peer pressure to continue until you succeed, whatever the cost. He finally does it but that isn't watermelon juice all over his head. OUCH

Here you go, you animal humping, scum sniffing, lazy, yellow-bellied, fart eating fucktard, some of the greatest insults the movie world has ever heard. Watch, memorise, insult. Easy.

Two of these guys are sporting moustaches and have no problem handling rugged terrain on their longboards. One does not, and his wipeout is all but inevitable.

This is awesome. The only drawback is you have to wait until 10:01 to find out that it was 10:00. Still, i doubt you'd be using this kinda clock to keep time with!