Motorcycle Noob Total FAIL!

4 wheels good, 2 wheels VERY bad indeed! Another motorcycle showoff graciously tests the strength of some metal barriers with the front of his bike. What a waste of a fine machine!

Like many people, Mr Merchant feels that dating has got way, way too complicated these days. So he longs for the days when people died by the age of 30, back when everyone’s breath smelled of Black Death.

Can’t wait for the new iPhone? Well if this video is anything to go by it will be right up your street. Apple are focussing all their efforts on making your pictures of food better than ever!

Remember when being a DJ was just about playing other people's music? Now it's about having fingers that are faster than the human eye. This is kinda cool, definitely impressive and I bet he was great at Track & Field on the NES.

Her parents tried so hard to keep her from this seedy world of dancing for mens' entertainment.

The 'Monkey Jesus' fresco restoration might be a relatively new occurence, but what if Jesus always got that sort of treatment at the hands of portrait artists? It might have even saved his bacon!

Sometimes the easiest of challenges are still too much. Ok, so he can't figure out how to eat ice cream AND he's red-headed? This kid is going to have his work cut out for him in life. Chill bro'!

When you can't handle a motorcycle, you get a scooter. If you still can't handle the scooter, better go back to your tricycle. This guy needs to walk!

It must make a change for a postman to be greeted by a dog that isn't either looking to chew his ankle or gleefully tear his deliveries asunder. This pooch simply collects the mail and obediently delivers it to his master.

When a model falls like this, it's clear she must not be heeling well.

Just a copyright-free little ditty about an Egyptian river god who finds a place to sleep atop two sheep and a deer named Harrison, who also happen to be governors of Algiers before the French conquest in 1830.