Drinking Booger-Juice

Time for Rob Brydon & Steve Coogan to have a lovely cocktail of snot. Well, sort of. Actually, by the looks of it there's not much appreciation going on, just impressions and goblets of sputum.

They don't make adverts, or for that matter wives, like this any more. Shame. That is the sort of thing I want to hear when my wife's playing with my rod.

This is very, very impressive and to be able to do it without hurling makes it even more admirable — so if you're single and looking for a future wife, this is the right person for you.

It's not easy being this guy. Not only does he desperately need a little emancipation and a few solid hours sleep, but also MOUSTACHE. It's not easy being him, due to large quantities of MOUSTACHE.

This is pretty depressing stuff to see: GoPro footage from the powerful Anna Tank missions with T-72’s supporting the Syrian Arab Army (SAA) infantry during battles in Darayya, a suburb of Damascus.

How come I’ve ended up on this weird site where lots of female flesh is on display and…oh my god…what are they doing with that…ew! Better use that handy new private IE8 browsing function :)

This dance move is called daggering & it’s sweeping the nation - So grab your partner by the waist & aggressively thrust your loin at them until one of you breaks a pelvic bone - WTF?

If you’re going to have a beatbox battle, then it’s absolutely paramount that it takes place in a closet. Why? Because it’s so much more hilarious that way, which is exactly what these two young Japanese guys do.

Black Friday. Don't do it, people. If you want a tradition worth being a part of then stage a once-a-year looting spree of all your favorite high street tat peddlers. Don't trample your fellow man just to get a 50% off deal, you scumbag.

Hanging out in zero gravity with cats & blowing their tiny feline minds is always fun. Scientific experiments on cats have never been so much fun. Well, except for the cosmetic testing. Nothing's funnier than cats wearing lipstick.

It’s tough being a gleaming beacon of excellence when you’re surrounded by shoddy halfwits who couldn’t do their jobs if it was organising a piss-up in a Jack Daniels distillery.