iPhone Guitar Oscillations

Using an iPhone 4 and you get some slightly weird results filming a guitar. It picks up on the individual osculations of the strings at just the right frequency to make them look all cool and wibbly-wobbly.

Thanks, internet, I definitely didn't have enough stuff to have nightmares about. This creepy old dude popping his eyes out should do nicely.

Darth Vader (well his voice at least) reads a verse from the Justin Bieber abomination “Baby, Baby, Baby”. Which is fine, just as long as when he sees him he does the throat choke thing before slicing him in two with a lightsaber.

South London is a war-torn urban morass full of crime, hate, and squalor. It’s mostly been abandoned by humankind except for a few feral beings who roam the vast wastelands of Croydon, looking for an angry fix.

Sinclair is in stable condition after suffering very serious injuries after an attempt of his world famous, double backflip motocross trick in Madrid, Spain.

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I'm not sure whether I was more impressed with, how damn fast this chameleon changed colors or that someone owned this many pair of seriously crappy Ray-Bans. Either way this critter is awesome.

I've heard of respecting your adversaries but this goes a bit far. One thing I don't get though, if this is all it took to KO this dude, what's he doing in the ring to begin with?

Poor fella looks like he'd rather be at the dentists having his teeth pulled than in bed with this psycho hose beast doing the horizontal monster mash. What a sissy. SCARY!

Poor Cher Lloyd, she’s trying to perform for the X-Factor judges and she keeps getting interrupted by an angry Scottish lady. It’s her own fault, she’s a grown woman and should know how to flush the toilet for chrissakes.

A song about Britain’s much maligned but growing underclass from Plan B. It's kinda hard to believe that such a political statement with socioeconomic commentary came from the man that brought us "Charmaine"...