If You Don't Have An iPhone

So you've not got an iPhone, huh? What kind of worthless human being are you? You don't deserve to live, because you probably torture animals & steal candy from babies. You monster!

I only wish this hottie was parading around like this in my apartment,she'd certainly look good next to my Ikea book shelve. She's anything but flat pack.

Probably the coolest way anyone has ever been spanked in the face with a dodgeball. This kid barely does anything all game then busts out this little beauty. Kudos pal, kudos.

It's surprising that nobody has made a horse mod for GTA until now. Even so, I was kinda expecting to be able to ride around on a horse, not BE a horse and ride around in stolen cars. This way is better though, bravo.

Sometimes you take what you can get after a late night of carousing, but that dog is going to have a hard time explaining this to his buddies at the kennel club.

Jon's back & keeping it real with raps about bees & polite Canadian guy letting us know what it’s all aboot, MC Doesn’t Know How To Pluralise is showing the world what he’s all about with these sick rhyme. AWESOME!

If, after watching this, the word 'Coins' still sounds like a word and not just a meaningless string of sounds held together by a sense of vague familiarity, you win! Guess what you've won! Some coins! Yay!

In 38 seconds this dude goes from completely bald to a very full head of hair. Every time you think he can't possibly have any more hair, bam...more hair.

Well, this guy could be forgiven for thinking he was some kind of superhero. Him and his “friend” head to the wrong side of the tracks and the worst happens, he gets f’d up in broad daylight by a shotgun.

Some cats never seem to have any luck when it comes to stalking and hunting birds, take this poor pussy for example, he's doing everything reight, but when it comes to the moment of attack the bird vanishes like magic.

Without a doubt the greatest babysitter prank ever played. This guy is perfect for it. Most people would raise an eyebrow at a talking television, but this guy swallows it hook line and sinker.