Pabst Blue Ribbon Is GREAT!

Nothing says "I wanna warm delicious Pabst beer" like domestic abuse, sexual assault & manslaughter with an extra terrestrial firearm. This will get you reaching for a Pabst quicker than you can shout "RAPE!"

The title says it all - Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth SHUT!

If you start to feel queasy from the altitude then concentrate of the bottom of your screen and you will see some deliciously distracting cleavage. Kinda steps on the point of the video a little, but it amused me.

Man, a motorcycle trick like this, not to mention his snazzy leather jacket, must get this guy all the chicks.

It's what we were all kinda expecting to happen and I for one felt cheated when it didn't. Ivan Drago was robbed. I would pay damn good money to see a feature length remake with this as the ending.

Have you heard about that new movie coming out with Natalie Portman, where she’s a ballet dancer who loses her mind? Yeah, me neither. But there is one and it’s got a Portman/Mila Kunis cud-munching scene.

I suppose it's logical to put the two together to create something so powerful, so amazing, it's surprising the internet hasn't collapsed.

And vice versa, apparently. Seriously though, if I had a penny for every time I came home to find some dude doing this in my bedroom I'd be a millionaire. Maybe I should start locking the doors and windows and stop posting on Craigslist...

This bird sits on a car's windshield wiper and refuses to be wiped off. There's an 80% chance this bird is evil and a 20% chance that he just needs a ride to the Petco.

It might look like a giant urinal cake but in reality this is merely a colossal ice cube performing a barrel roll. It's pretty damn impressive to watch but I'm glad I'm at a safe distance otherwise I'd fill my pants.

The trailer for the new Green Lantern film doesn't look to bad, but you know what would make it look a whole lot better? Less Green Lantern and more Deadpool. Why the hell isn't there a Deadpool film out yet? C'mon Hollywood!