Home-Made Belt-Fed Shotgun

If it's home-made it's gotta be good, right? Proof that you can never have too much home protection - This shotgun should be on every redneck's Christmas list this year.

Jeremy Cunt steps into Andrew Lansley’s ill-fitting shoes as the new health secretary, but don’t fear, because he’s been watching That Mitchell & Webb Look. The NHS will get a complete makeover based on homeopathic A&E.

Once a man turns 42, society no longer has any use for him so he gets shipped off to a care home to live out his years doing, like, whatever, no one gives a fuck.

Just because you’re a parent doesn’t mean you should stop listening to the good stuff, like the NWA classic “Fuck the Police”. But it does mean you might want to change the lyrics a little so they’re kid-friendly.

Wolves have been spotted roaming about London, spooking people, mutilating their pets & generally being mysterious & wolf-like. But just WTF is going on, where have these wild beasts come from? Finally, the mystery is solved.

This application will find you the perfect partner, whether they're blonde, brunette, active or inert!

It's a fine case of proving that chicks & guns are a lethal combination, some things should NEVER go together - Her gun skills may not make her Dirty Harry, but she still made my day.

A compilation of cats being alarm clocks, trying to wake their masters gently who are still asleep in bed. It's very effective, and beats the iPhone ringtones as an alarm call any day of the week.

Yoda comes over all Danny from Withnail and I. Under that veil of Jedi mastery lurks a threatening drug-addled hippy bent on getting young Luke crazed out of his mind on rare herbs and prescribed chemicals.

You've probably seen someone burning rubber before, but burning their rim? Oh god, I hope you haven't seen that. Well, that's kinda what this guy is doing. A donut but without all that smelly rubber. Skills.

This guy looks like he was using a driver instead of a putter! BOOM! HEADSHOT! I bet he didn't even have the courtesy to yell "fore!"