Girl Can't Close Eye After Wisdom Tooth Surgery

She should just get her other wisdom teeth taken out, leaving her with two ever-open, unblinking eyes. Creepy but symmetrical. Problem solved.

Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you, and for those times when it's the latter it's often best to just give up and go home and count your blessings, which is what these guys should've done.

Probably the most ridiculously manly sport on the entire planet and yet it's relatively unknown. After watching it for a bit you can't help but wonder why other sports like soccer or baseball even bother to exist.

If you have fond memories of playing MGS and marveling at the badassery of Revolver Ocelot, don't watch this. It turns out that Ocelot is about as imposing as someone performing at a children's birthday party...

Millions of Moscow residents observed a unique cloud formation yesterday. Scientists from the city’s weather forecast service were quoted saying their was nothing special about the formation and it was just an 'optical illusion!

This is why nobody plays hacky sack anymore. Their is always someone in the group waiting to toss a cheap shot.

This is why Parkour should only be done by trained professionals, not a couple of 7th graders at their school on the weekend. - OUCH

These guys spin a merry-go-round at an very fast speed but fall short of the Twisted Sisters all time world record.

Slow clap to these kids for pulling off the best cover of Get Low ever. It really will make you want to achieve elevated levels of boisterousness up in your social gathering. Or maybe it will induce new levels of hating?

This kids reaction and then explanation after getting shot in the head with two paintball guns at point blank range is hilarious.

Cheap aftershave, lame chat-up lines and obnoxiousness don't impress Zara Phillips... or her horse !