Darth Vader Does Bieber

Darth Vader (well his voice at least) reads a verse from the Justin Bieber abomination “Baby, Baby, Baby”. Which is fine, just as long as when he sees him he does the throat choke thing before slicing him in two with a lightsaber.

I suppose it's logical to put the two together to create something so powerful, so amazing, it's surprising the internet hasn't collapsed.

Nick Cage, the world's greatest actor gets educational. If you're still struggling with your A,B,Cs, never fear! Mr Cage is here to help you and he's doing it to a catchy beat to boot! Amazing.

You'd be hungry, too, if you'd been subsisting on a rice-based diet.

It's a sad day when SpongeBob Squarepants and Mickey Mouse are caught on tape beating the hell out of a driver on a road in Russia—they're role models to children, how could they even contemplate doing this? Must be drunk.

The WWE's own Olympic hopeful gets psyched about standing on that hallowed podium and decides to enter the fray. Not just for wrestling though, he's going to try and cover all bases, just to be sure...

Stallone is pulling no punches with his sequel. He wrote the script on the back of a napkin and blew the entire budget getting everyone who'd ever made a film to put their names down. It's going to be soooooo cool!

And he'll do just about anything to ensure that you do. He'd prefer you vote for Obama, but the really important thing is there you get in there and vote. I'm going to vote for Ron Paul, whether he's running or not.

Freddie Wong, hardest working man on the internet is back with a smoking hot chick from the new 90210 - I bet Freddie gunned in his pants when making this!

Even in the animal kingdom sex can be a problem. He thinks this date has gone really well so it's time to make his move. She seems receptive, but then just at the last minute pulls away and leaves him hanging!

If you missed out on all the delicious pancake action that was going on yesterday, at least you can console yourself with a video of a super fast white rapper spitting while flippin' pancakes.