Don't Swim In The Water!

Forget sharks, Jaws was So last century, the new menace of the murky depths is a huge polar bear intent on giving you a hug and possibly a lethal lick (if you're lucky) - R-U-N!!!

Forget the American girl group and dance ensemble founded by choreographer Robin Antin, what you need is a Celeb Pussycat to keep you warm on those lonely cold evenings. Some of these pretties are well worth purring over!

It's weird the relationships girls have with each other, they hang out, party, get drunk and go wild with their closest friends, just like guys, except sometimes it goes a LOT further than males would ever feel comfortable with.

Every single one of these 36 images fit that description to a T. If you can explain away any of the abstract weirdness exhibited in this gallery then you're a better man than me.

In today's modern society NO photo is safe, these terrorists have gone too far, targetting innocent civilian photos. These are not just photobombers they are professionals, ruining innocent photo's at will.

Who doesn't like thongs? Surely one of the greatest inventions man has ever come up with, second maybe to only the micro bikini. Forget the internet, forget the printing press, forget penicillin, this is what's it's all about.

A full century of attractive pictures of ladies heralding from the 4 corners of the internets. Every single one is worthy of some serious mouth dribbling. Phew!

Context! It's super important, because without it things can just look really weird—and some perfect examples of what happens when there's no context is this series of photos, where no one understands what's going on.

From the truffle shuffle to Tony Montana's bid for world domination they are all in there. If there is a film in this gallery you haven't seen then you need to do so quickly, they are all excellent parts of cinema history.

Not to be confused with spastictastic which is something completely different, splitstastic is an expression used to embody the pure awesomeness of attractive ladies doing the spits. You'll never look at ladies in the same way again.

And they do look pretty happy in those loving embraces, don't they? There's even some inter-species love going on in this, it just goes to show we can all live in peace and harmony.