Then And Now FAIL!

Prepare to witness a journey from pretty girl to hot chick to human sink plunger in only 7 years. It's a good lesson in the IS a limit to trying to look beautiful - OMG!

Heather needs help getting some votes so her and I can tear it up in Vegas next week, so help a buddy out! Use your best texting finger and vote away and you'll be rewarded with good karma......As for me :)

Pictures of the secret North Korean missile test have recently been smuggled to the west. Seems there is about as much to be afraid of as there was with Saddam.

Oh man, this is one of those stories that really tugs at the wrist, you know? You really feel sorry for this poor guy, even though he's purple and his friends are coloured green and a sort of pale pink. Oh cruel earth!

Dancing is pretty boring. At least this nerd has something to read while he's doing it. Should have brought an Asimov or two...

Drinking copious amounts of alcohol is always a fun and interesting way to spend a weekend, but it can lead to behaviour that you otherwise wouldn't engage in. Punching walls/windows or overexaggerating your own abilities spring instantly to mind.

It's someone's job to build the artwork that we all love at Legoland. And that 'someone' has a keen sense of humor and a love for internet memes that most visitors will miss. I want that to be MY job.

Do you ever find yourself asking: just how do those entertainment ratings work anyhow? Are pixels an R or an 18+ divided by the amount of internet pr0n you've seen, here's a handy guide, in picture form to make it easy to understand.

Would these be on every street corner if hippies ruled the world?

I'm going to have to start carrying googly eyes wherever I go. They can make even the most mundane things totally hilarious. God bless whoever invented these things. You, sir are a true hero of humanity.

In he fantasy world of video gaming life is slightly different than the cold hard light of reality - How comes the dates I go on where there's blood on the bumper don't end with a compliment?