How To Torture A French Bulldog!

A picture paints 10 billion words...."At first i was like GAZE....then i was like *drool*....but then i was like OM NOM NOM!" Same again tomorrow night!

Conan takes on the hotly anticipated Wii U game and finds that his favorite part is the sarcastic applause from the losers—and it proves further that Conan really, really needs his own gaming review show, it would be awesome.

If you've seen the hilariously bad Brad Pitt advert for Channel No.5 then you ought to appreciate this. It's not really Brad's fault, all perfume adverts are pretentious and stupid. It's a fundamental law of nature.

In case you were wondering, the "W" now stands for "Without". When a white middle class dad is singing gangster rap lyrics to his embarrassed son, you know something has gone drastically awry...

Well, when you charter a dump truck to get to the game, you've got to expect to get dumped.

When you are fatter than your friends it becomes your duty to be the butt of all jokes and the make a fool of yourself in almost all situations and this is one of them.

And this is why you shouldn't stand too close to the track during a drift competition, because if you do you may end up getting hurt—although, it was the last clap that created this incident. Never clap more than once.

A great white circles a 21ft boat for 20 minutes and even gave the boat a slap with it's tail. With only 3ft difference in length, if that doesn't get you running to manna, nothing will. I get scaredy-farts just watching this.

I don't think he's going to be able to cop out of this one.

Titanic is a pretty long film with a tedious predictable story arc, so if you want to get the gist of what's going on without watching a load of old James Cameron cinematic bollocks, watch this.

Nothing to see here, just a man taking his pet goat to the playground to ride down the slide numerous times—because goats have to have fun too you know, and why not down the local park?