Bikini Chick Kicks Reporter in the Nuts

It's the scoop of a lifetime - Wouldn't any male reporter love to cover a breaking story on hawt girls in bikinis? It's breaking news for sure, but it depends on what's being broken. OUCH!

So, why not include Bear Grylls & make an RPG of it? Instead of getting lost in the woods and wrestling grizzlies while upper cutting alligators & drinking your own piss, you can do it all from the comfort of your own basement.

So just what has this sweet looking old lady got hidden under her bed? Ah. Well, it looks like they’ve found something that can certainly bring her some joy, whether she’ll want to part with it is another matter.

This dude is supposedly the world's top Business Card Throwing Master. They say he never misses so I'll just ignore all the cards on the ground 1:16 into the clip. Still very impressive skill.

After watching this russian pop singer go on a kids' show in an outfit that only those kids' dads would love!!

Sushi gets a fast food bukake with Big Mac French fries bacon sushi, chicken nugget nigiri, and other artery clogging concoctions that will make you eyes turn into transfat holes of sludge just from watching the video.

So there’s no pretext to this being anything other than a place where you can act out all your psychopathic tendencies in the safety of a pixelated world. And partake in the odd yoga session too.

Not only is this guy extremely lucky that he wasn't turned into a human pancake, but he also had his scooter trashed in the process so now he can go get himself a slightly more manly form of transportation! Double win!

This must be a pretty advanced calculator if it's capable of running a rudimentary version of Portal. Yeah, you'll still totally fail that math exam, but at least you can have some fun while you fail!

Louis CK explains exactly why farts are funny and why you're stupid if you don't agree. To be honest, it's a pretty convincing argument. Even if you think toilet humour is puerile, you have to agree that he has a point.

A short from The Whitest Kids U Know - A shark threatens to shatter a peaceful community and action needs to be taken fast. Only one man seems to know what to do, but who cares about that, look behind him!