World's Fastest Roller Coaster

Awesome clip of Ferrari's F1 drivers Fernando Alonso and Felipe Massa riding the world's fastest roller coaster at Ferrari World in Abu Dhabi. They claim this thing goes from 0-150mph in 4.8 seconds!

Utterly perplexing video of motocross meets base-jumping. I'm not sure if this is accidental or intentional, but either way it's pretty awesome, provided that ditching a dirtbike in the middle of a lake is no big thing.

If you haven't seen Driver, go out and watch it. For the blokes it's got cars and violence, for the ladies it's got Ryan Gosling. Also, watching it means you'll enjoy this TF2 themed spoof all the more.

How Hipster are you? Even if you've got glasses with no lenses, sailor tats and a ridiculous haircut, the chances are you probably don't have an Apple device attached to dermal anchors in your wrist...

If you're gonna FAIL it's probably not a good idea to do it with an 82mm mortar, but then again you're not the Russian gun dude with nerves of cool. He barely shows that he came close to becoming a million tiny little pieces.

Now here's a booty to get excited about, look at it. Surely a thing to marvel at, a thing of splendor, spectacular in its smoothness, like a peach just waiting for you to sink your teeth into. Om nom nom.

Amazingly, Jeff Goldblum has thought up his own lyrics to the Jurassic Park theme song, and he shares them with the nation on Late Night with Seth Meyers—but why are we only hearing them now?

Carl's obviously been at the peyote again, because he's making about as much sense as a Wookie on Endor. He's making less sense than that whole Justin Bieber Paternity test. Sounds delicious though...

This dog has some sea world potential. -Cool!

Screen Junkies point out some of the hypocrisies and contradictions of the cult classic movie about guys beating the crap out of each other. And if you're a fan of the film you'll no doubt find it hilarious.

Ironically, he'll never wood again..