Unbreakable Glass Fail

If it says it's unbreakable then there is nothing to worry about, right? WRONG! I guess they just don't make unbreakable glass like they used to.

It might be incredibly childish but having a chat with a pen full of turkeys is inexplicably entertaining. All you need to do is drive over, wind down your window and gobble at them and they'll gobble right back! Awesome.

Believe it or not, it's actually possible to steal dinner from the mouths of a pride of ferocious lions just by strolling up to them like the gigantic testacled boss that you are. Now you know!

Some of the most outrageously incorrect answers that have ever been concocted on the set of a quiz show. Sure, Randy Marsh had the best one ever, but that was made up, these ones are all 100% real!

The dad likes Disney's Frozen, the daughter likes rap music, and the dad being a good parent lets the daughter get her wish—it beats another Frozen car sing-along video anyway, plus they're pretty good.

The one thing that all comedians dread is the heckler who is funnier than they are. Having the crowd on your side is everything. Luckily for this guy he manages to pull an awesome come-back out of the bag. BOOM. Headshot.

He might have lame skillz spinning the tray on his finger like a basketball, but his dunk-shot is amazing! Unlike the customers waiting for their food out front, you just got served!

Really, it is, or as close as you are going to get to it while you LARP around in the high-school gym. Wow. Who knew these weird battle reenactments were so dammed violent? KILL HIM!

This kid bets his friend 5 bucks that he can jump off a swing and over his friend while completing a full backflip. The dude on the ground won the $5 but probably doesn't feel very happy about the win. Definitely a 'Lose-Lose' situation.

The policewoman in this news interview just: A) Remembered that she forgot to handcuff the murder suspect B) Pooped her pants c) Both A and B

If there was an actual award ceremony for this kind of accolade, this dude would probably never lose. His reign of Assholeness would continue until the end of time and then for a fortnight after that, too.