Knock Out Punch Breaks TV

I guess he always wanted to get on TV, but not like this! Well, the punch might of been free but the TV is going to cost a couple grand. OUCH!

Before you laugh, you should realize that this is much cheaper than the alternative: Hiring a homeless guy with a golden squeegee to ride on the hood and keep the rain off the windshield.

When a giant spider descends on the atlantis space shuttle, all bets are off in the newsroom. Time to lark about and goof off to the max, winding up your coworkers. And finally, the story of the dancing traffic cop. WTF?

So apparently Lindsay Lohan likes conducting coitus, now that is news. And it seems she likes to have sex with both sexes, so that’s another shocking bit of news for us all as well. Tell us something we don't know!

MTV Cribs usually features a tour around a luxurious pad. But not this time a soldier fighting in Helmand Province takes us around his crib—it’s got great views, a 30mm cannon on his ride, and the dirty ground for a bed.

Time for some major adorbz. Animal of the day! This dog should market its talents and become rich. However, dogs don't understand capitalism and market value, so that sucks for the promising pooch.

The least ’street’ rap battle you’ll ever see, but it’s still hilariously awesome. With pedro’s paper thin hard-man persona, Mark Grist’s wordy prose and Pamflit’s plodding maternal insults this is a Don’t Flop instant classic.

It seems like every celebrity on the planet has filmed themselves dunking a bucket of ice over their head, but no one does it as brilliantly as Chris Pratt, who surely wins prize of coolest ice bucket challenge yet.

In this funny sketch by College Humor, a grandmother's romantic love story from her youth seems a whole lot creepier when it takes place in the modern world. So basically, yeah, your grandpa was a creep.

Victoria's Secret's latest trouser arouser was a rip roaring success thanks to those precious few gentlemen who are yet to discover the naked wonders of the internet. Seriously, people, go to google. You can thank me later...

We all need a sofa to sleep on at some point, somewhere for the night – But just remember there’s a chance that homicidal clown will stalk you, especially if you turn off the TV.