How To Shotgun A Beer!

I had to watch this one a few times to really examine the techniques involved. I just wonder if I'll still be able to do it without having the boobs to counterweight me.

Holy Christ, how lucky is this guy? Precariously dangling off a pipe hanging by the strap off his backpack. At least his friend just keeps on casually filming him, muttering in French. Gnarly.

One of those bands that the whole world should be entitled to see live, they should tour forever until the entire planet’s seen them. But that’s never going to happen, so instead you’ll have to make do with this.

Mirrors: Bad for ugly people's self-esteem for over 200,000 years. Calm down lady, it's not like you have never seen that face staring back at you before!

Right after One Direction smoked that joint on the bus in Peru, their concert probably sounded just like this. If all their concerts sounded as awesome as this with lyrics to match, they’d probably win over a whole new fanbase.

Helloooooo! Wiiiiiiining! Charlie Sheen puts on his best tiger-patterned chef’s hat and takes to the kitchen with the attitude only a Warlock-Shamen-Ninja-Zen-Warrior can!

Although his sneak attack has failed miserably, he still retains the element of surprise. Everyone will be surprised if he can get up and walk. (Does he say "I blew it?")

This is one hell-of-a-way to pass an afternoon. Flying through the Swiss Alps like some sort of insane winged ninja. James Bond would be proud, it's pretty much how he starts every day. Too kool for skool!

Still can't get that classic Gotye tune out of your head? Wanna substitute it with something a little less depressing? How about amusing alternate lyrics from the guys at College Humor? Same great tune, fresh new lolz.

He requires a minimum of 8.75 pats per hour, two fifteen minute sessions of chewing on shoes, one hour-long nap, and you have to pick up his crap. I say it's totally worth it.

Remember that carefully wrapped packaage that arrived all bent out of shape? You know what, we think it might be time to stop using shipping altogether. Just look at how they treat these items, not any f*cks were given here.