Snowmobile Driver Faceplants on Dry Land

Global warming. It's getting the polar bears first and the idiots next. Something tells me it'll be a long while before dumb-asses ever get extinct!

I think going forward these players are going to pick the seats inside the bus when they need a ride

Baby's first words can be a wonderful thing, something to record on video and play to proud grandparents and relatives, it's pure magic. However, sometimes it just doesn't come out as you intended.

How the hell can you get something so simple wrong? I guess when you vaty it you can! This would've gone from funny to awesome if he'd been going for the fist bump, instead!

Apparently, there is crying in baseball.

Even without great big flappy hands, you can still play his music, but only with a bit of help from a friend. Preferably one who's got a good sense of timing and some woodwork skills. Great performance.

Is she crazy because she doesn't have a boyfriend or does she not have a boyfriend because she's crazy? It's not really a question you want to go upto her and ask.

When you're drunk you get the dumbest ideas in your head, "I know, I'll just walk through here, it'll be fun. Wait, the rooms spinning and so is the floor. OMG" And fun it will be, but not for you buddy.

Poet of the interwebz Dan Bull sends an open letter to Mr Hamface Cameron in regards his opt-in scheme for internet filth. And regardless what you feel about that, Mr Bull is spot on about toffy Dave.

What if one day you woke up and everything you'd known, everything you'd loved was gone. Starring Olivia Munn and Mr. Feeny, this spoof trailers is an adrenaline packed rollercoaster ride. With tits.

Hard drives can't beat a vagina. - LOL